Lelu's Journal
Life From a Dog’s Perspective ðū
Adventures, naps, snacks, and everything in between â as told by Lelu.
What’s in Lelu’s Journal?
A little bit of everything, mostly treats and walks.
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Daily Adventures
Every walk is an expedition. Every sniff a discovery. Lelu documents it all.
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Nap Reviews
Not all napping spots are created equal. Lelu has tested them all and filed her report.
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Treat Opinions
Strong feelings about kibble, snacks, and the occasional table scrap. Documented thoroughly.
Latest Journal Entries
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We Need to Talk About the Squirrel Situation
I’ve been patient. I’ve been professional. I’ve handled this with more restraint than most dogs would, and I think it’s time everyone acknowledged that â and also time we addressed the actual problem, which is the squirrels. Let me document what has been happening, because I want there to be a record. The squirrel in
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I Have Ranked Every Nap Spot in This House
I’ve given this a lot of thought â and time, obviously, because napping is where most of my thinking happens. After extensive field research, I’m ready to publish my official rankings of every nap location in this house, from least to most optimal. The dog bed (in the corner of the living room) gets a
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My Morning Routine (5 AM Edition)
People are always asking how I stay so energetic, so alert, so ready. The answer is discipline. Specifically, a morning routine I’ve been refining for three years. It begins at 5 AM, which I’ve identified as the ideal time because it’s early enough to matter and late enough that I’ve actually slept. I start with
Come Along on My Adventures
New journal entries every week. Treats not included.